"I don’t listen to Coolio, I listen to Lameio."
— Hen, on 90’s rap music.
Scott (trying to tell a joke): What’s the difference between Justin Bieber and Whitney Houston?
Hen: I don’t know who Whitney Houston is.
"I’m going to get so many condiments!"
— Hen, on going to the snack bar at the cinema.
"Dry cereal is really hard to eat over a long distance."
“It’s cursing through her veins.”
"I’m physically attracted to material possessions."
“Have an afternoon!”
Conversational Blunders
Yesterday Hen and I had Grill’d for lunch (that was one tasty burger). As the gentleman placed our burgers on the table he wished us an ‘enjoy your meal, guys’, to which Hen replied ‘You too!’ Oh, Hen.
This also reminds me of Hen at work around Christmas time. He is very fond of his regular customers and would always try to wish them well as they left the store. Sadly for Hen, his good intentions would often come out as a confused cry of ‘Have a holiday!’, leaving his customers to hurry away, distressed, disorientated, and terribly unequipped for such a level of social interaction. Poor Hen.
